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Post by Griffin2448 on Jun 1, 2011 11:03:33 GMT -5
The bad news is: I've just come up with some bad news.
The good news is: All trees have turned into giant bears.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 15, 2011 10:16:00 GMT -5
The bad news is: You're tied to one of them and slathered in honey.
The good news is: I ate your thumbs.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 15, 2011 12:56:14 GMT -5
The bad news is: You no longer have thumbs.
The good news is: You just won the lottery.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 15, 2011 14:37:04 GMT -5
The bad news is: Congress just issued a new "Lottery Tax." (It doesn't apply to Congress members.)
The good news is: We just reached 1000 posts.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 15, 2011 14:47:28 GMT -5
The bad news is: We're still posting messages.
The good news is: We shall get to 2000 pretty quickly.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 15, 2011 16:13:55 GMT -5
The bad news is: We aren't there yet.
The good news is: Your credit card, social security number, and ID have been stolen.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 15, 2011 16:54:04 GMT -5
The bad news is: It was stolen by the government.
The good news is: You have 33 toes.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 15, 2011 17:01:54 GMT -5
The bad news is: They're all on your face.
The good news is: You have a glass of water.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 15, 2011 17:04:48 GMT -5
The bad news is: Its only 30% H2O
The good news is: Coka Cola just ran out of business.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 15, 2011 17:10:21 GMT -5
lol. What's the other 70%?
The bad news is: Businesses just ran out of Coca Cola.
The good news is: You can breathe air.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 15, 2011 17:14:07 GMT -5
The bad news is: Its only 12% O2
The good news is: You like cats.
lol
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 17, 2011 21:22:57 GMT -5
The bad news is: They're only 3% feline.  lol
The good news is: The sky is falling. |
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 17, 2011 22:33:01 GMT -5
The bad news is: Gravity works against you.
The good news is: Hamsters don't have tails.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 9:27:27 GMT -5
The bad news is: They have machetes.
The good news is: You lost your hearing.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 15:27:33 GMT -5
The bad news is: You can't tell me I lost my hearing.
The good news is: My pet giraffe just crushed your car.
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