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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 16:14:35 GMT -5
The bad news is: Your pet rock just crushed my pet giraffe.
The good news is: You are going to die.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 16:24:47 GMT -5
The bad news is: You'll be dead.
The good news is: Turkeys love bacon.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 16:36:59 GMT -5
The bad news is: You are bacon.
...lol
The good news is: Switzerland hates you.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 16:44:22 GMT -5
The bad news is: Switzerland was a neutral country.
The good news is: You love pake.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 17:02:44 GMT -5
The bad news is: Nobody knows what "pake" is.
The good new is: We've removed the word "the" from the English language.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 19:57:24 GMT -5
Bad news is: Even government cant use it.
The good news is: Its my birthday!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 20:47:59 GMT -5
The bad news is: It's also your deathday....
The good news is: It's your deathday....
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 19, 2011 17:56:45 GMT -5
The bad news is: It's also my birthday.....
The good news is: Cake is now dead.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 19, 2011 18:43:10 GMT -5
The bad news is: That means it was once living.
The good news is: Muffins want to eat your soul.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 19, 2011 21:44:33 GMT -5
The bad news is: They're rotten.
The good news is: All buildings under 18320ft have to be demolished.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 19, 2011 22:02:55 GMT -5
The bad news is: They'll take out the foundations of any buildings over 18,320 ft, thereby effectively demolishing every building in existence. Except on Mars, assuming the aliens aren't hosting their biannual falling-down party.
The good news is: You're stuck in a time-warp.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 20, 2011 14:46:29 GMT -5
The bad news is: You're wearing a watch.
The good news is: Someone is getting mugged.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 31, 2011 16:31:21 GMT -5
The bad news is: That someone is you.
The good news is: Up is now down.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 31, 2011 16:56:08 GMT -5
The bad news is: Down is up.
The good news is: Ronald Regan is still alive.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 31, 2011 18:41:46 GMT -5
The bad news is: So is Obama...
jk
The good news is: Fighting Gravity is going to have their own show.
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