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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:14:00 GMT -5
The bad news is: Now we'll have birds here year-round.
The good news is: I can hear your thoughts.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:16:19 GMT -5
The bad news is: You're thinking about how thinking is very thinky.
The good news is: I love Jamaica
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:21:02 GMT -5
The bad news is: Jamaica loves you...
The good news is: Killer tomatoes are killing humans and stealing their earmuffs.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:22:24 GMT -5
The bad news is: They can still hear with them on.
The good news is: Tomorrow is Saturday!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:26:00 GMT -5
The bad news is: That's the day you die! *confetti*
The good news is: You're gonna die!
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:27:41 GMT -5
The bad news is: It will kill you.
The good news is: Dr. Pepper is no longer a beverage.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:33:19 GMT -5
The bad news is: Dr. Pepper is now a dictator.
The good news is: Dying kills you.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:36:51 GMT -5
The bad news is: You'll die.
The good news is: Tom Hanks is now president.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:38:40 GMT -5
The bad news is: He's better than Obama...
The good news is: I'm about to pass out.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:41:51 GMT -5
The bad news is: It's during my favorite TV show.
The good news is: Giraffes are now blue.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 28, 2011 13:13:52 GMT -5
The bad news is: Blue is no longer a color.
The good news is: You failed all of your classes.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 28, 2011 13:15:02 GMT -5
The bad news is: The classes were not classes you signed up for.
The good news is: I'm still naked.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 1, 2011 8:19:21 GMT -5
The bad news is: You refuse to leave me alone.
The good news is: You're screaming and walking in circles.
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Kyira
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Post by Kyira on Jun 1, 2011 8:20:36 GMT -5
The bad news is: If you don't stop soon, I'm gonna have to nail your other foot to the floor.
The good news is: You get to be on TV.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 1, 2011 8:22:56 GMT -5
The bad news is: You're on Oprah.
The good news is: There is no bad news.
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