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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 22:15:21 GMT -5
The bad news is: You left your scuba gear at home.
The good news is: There are only 2 types of ice-cream.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 22:23:23 GMT -5
The bad news is: One is floor-flavored, and the other tastes like hair.
The good news is: You finally found a girlfriend.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 22:26:47 GMT -5
The bad news is: It's a man.
The good news is: Tortillas are now made entirely out of plastic.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 22:34:54 GMT -5
The bad news is: So are you.
lol
The good news is: You've just been elected President of the United States of America.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 22:36:03 GMT -5
The bad news is: You only have one foot.
The good news is: The number 5 has been removed from the counting system.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 22:38:50 GMT -5
The bad news is: The good news no longer makes any sense, sending the universe into a catastrophic, paradoxical meltdown. Shame on you.
The good news is: You're not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 22:40:52 GMT -5
The bad news is: You're in Pandora
The good news is: The planet, Mars, now has weapons of mass destruction.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 22:53:23 GMT -5
The bad news is: They're going to use them to steal our gravity and take it all back to Mars, where they intend to host a number of falling-down parties.
The good news is: You're in a shark tank.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 22:55:14 GMT -5
The bad news is: It's empty.
The good news is: Derf is a new letter in the Alphabet.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:00:18 GMT -5
The bad news is: Now, you'll have to retake all of your elementary classes to catch up.
The good news is: You're in a shark.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:02:00 GMT -5
The bad news is: A news crew is with you.
The good news is: Youtube was shut down
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:05:05 GMT -5
The bad news is: So was the rest of the internet.
The good news is: You can live forever.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:07:31 GMT -5
The bad news is: There will never be anything good to watch on TV.
The good news is: Tornadoes are now running the country.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:09:51 GMT -5
The bad news is: Their cross-country team is bigger than ever.
The good news is: I'm in your pantry.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:10:54 GMT -5
The bad news is: I cant hear your thoughts.
The goods news is: Penguins have started flying.
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