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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 23:16:49 GMT -5
I got mad cooking skillz, yo. Word to your nose.
lol
Did the ________? How ________? REALLY!??!?
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 15, 2011 17:16:26 GMT -5
Did the potato? How can I smell adjectives? REALLY!??!?
lol?
I don't believe much in ______. _______ is the only _______ that I ________.
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Post by Arcane on Aug 17, 2011 22:28:42 GMT -5
I don't believe much in tomatoes. Potatoes is the only religion that I practice.
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______! Can I _____ to ________ ______ tomorrow? ______ _______!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 18, 2011 20:08:51 GMT -5
BOB! Can I talk to Frank Billingson tomorrow? BOY DO I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
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_____there? _________? I can't___________. *snap* _______________________! ______________!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 18, 2011 23:05:22 GMT -5
Oh, you wanna go there? Girlfriend? I can't even look at you, sista. *snap* You best be steppin' back, girl! Shazzam!
lol
A: ____ still won't show me how to _______ with the ________.
B: That's because you couldn't __________.
A: ______
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 19, 2011 18:37:22 GMT -5
A: Johnny still won't show me how to eat with the monkeys.
B: That's because you couldn't use a fork.
A: ......yeah......
Reporter: ________ when the _______ after the ________ exploded?
Interviewed Guy: ____________
Reporter: .....
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 19, 2011 23:24:12 GMT -5
Reporter: Did you see anything when the alleged gunmen escaped after the bank exploded?
Interviewed Guy: . . . You have mole right. . . there.
Reporter: .....
lol
Rude Question Man: ______ shrubbery _____?
Rajim: _______ cantaloupe.
Rude Question Man: ____________!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 20, 2011 18:14:55 GMT -5
Rude Question Man: We, the Knights who say Ni, request a shrubbery, will you get us one?
Rajim: I can only give you cantaloupe.
Rude Question Man: GET US A SHRUBBERY YOU DISGUSTING CHILD!
lol
Tom _____: ______________? ________ and _________.
Frank ______: __________! ____________ BECAUSE ___________!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 20, 2011 23:06:36 GMT -5
Tom Fairy: When will the tomatoes lose their teeth? Sarah called your chocolate bar and Frank says hi.
Frank Bubble: Oh no! I can't say hi or lose tomatoes' teeth BECAUSE I like TO use all CAPS AT random INTERvaLs but PLAID SHORTS!
Little _____ Peep: ______ and such, but ______ with a toothpick.
The Old Lady Who ______ in a Shoe: Ohhhhh! ______! You see, I _______ and _______ before ________, but only ______.
Little _____ Peep: ________
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 21, 2011 14:22:19 GMT -5
Little Toe Peep: Books and such, but sewage with a toothpick.
The Old Lady Who Evaporated in a Shoe: Ohhhhhh! Books! You see, I eat and explode before breakfast, but only to those who understand this fill in the blank post.
Little Toe Peep: ........
lol
Judge: You are sentenced to 11 ______ in the state ______ of ________, with no possibility of _______.
Criminal: _________!?! That's simply __________! All I did was ___________!
Judge: Take __________!!!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 22, 2011 17:25:00 GMT -5
Judge: You are sentenced to 11 paragraphs in the state PUPPIES of Insanity, with no possibility of adverbial phrases.
Criminal: PUPPIES!?! That's simply preposterous, in every sense of the word! All I did was steal a baby, using your getaway car!
Judge: Take it to Wal Mart!
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Interrogator: Am I to understand that you ______?
Suspect: I dunno, _______?
Interrogator: I'm not here to ______, Mister _______.
Suspect: _________.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 27, 2011 9:46:24 GMT -5
Interrogator: Am I to understand that you exploded?
Suspect: I dunno, did I?
Interrogator: I'm not here to laugh at you, Mister Bacon.
Suspect: Good because I've exploded.
.........lol?
Man: Hey can I have ________?
Other Man: __________.....do I __________?
Man: __________just have_________?
Other Man: __________!!!!! _________!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 29, 2011 12:56:42 GMT -5
Man: Hey can I have a stroke?
Other Man: I hold this carrot....do I need a license?
Man: My rabbits just have three ears to lick -- why?
Other Man: Pudding cups of horror!!!!! I'm having a baby!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!
...lol...I think
Nam: ___________ have I can hey?
Nam Rehto: _______ I do.....__________
Nam: __________ have just _________?
Other Man: I'm swimming in _______. I love it.
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Post by Arcane on Aug 29, 2011 16:07:11 GMT -5
Nam: Belongings precious your of all have I can hey?
Name Rehto: Superman I'm not, if! You know I do..... Erm...
Nam: Backwards talk always to have just we do man, okay?
Other Man: I'm swimming in baby powder and human faces. I love it.
...horrible job.... simply horrible.
Mister _______: ________, must you always _________ to me in this ________?
Madame _______: Why, yes, _________. _______ I do.
Mister __________: Then why did I ever decide to __________ you?
Madame _________: _________, sir, _________.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 31, 2011 18:46:05 GMT -5
Mister Fat: Lady Blubberful, must you always talk to me in this sauna?
Madame Banana: Why, yes, I do, sir, yes I do. Yes... I do.
Mister Fat: Then why did I ever decide to bake pillows for you?
Madame Banana: Yes, I do, sir, yes I do.
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Oh my _______! Look at that ________! I can't believe ______ with so _________ spoons! Hurry, ____, take a ______!
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