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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 4, 2011 22:48:10 GMT -5
Good morning, you cheese. Would you care for a caretaker or a care bear? Because I'd be more than less to get an exploding pie for your great-grandmother's granddaughter's wedding reception.
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Question: What's that toy you've got there, little boy?
Answer: ______.
Question: Get away from me you filthy animal.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 5, 2011 14:21:43 GMT -5
Question: What's that toy you've got there, little boy?
Answer: The Rajim action figure.
Question: Get away from me you filthy animal.
lol
_____: "Hey _____, how are _____ doing _____?"
_____: "____!!! HOW DARE ___________!!!"
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 5, 2011 14:54:03 GMT -5
Romeo: "Hey Juliet, how are you doing tonight?"
Juliet: "Stop calling me!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME; I'M DEAD!!!"
lol
Romeo: "Dear _____, you told me to ________, so I'm ______ instead. _______."
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 5, 2011 21:48:47 GMT -5
Romeo: "Dear Juliet, you told me to stop calling you, so I'm writing you instead. So haha."
lol
_____: "You are such a _________! Just _____ trying _______!! ____!!
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Post by Jeff77 on Aug 6, 2011 13:06:07 GMT -5
Juliet: "You are such a jerk! Just stop trying to talk to me!! Leave me alone!!
_______ is under _______ tomorrow _______ because ________. Geez.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 6, 2011 21:03:02 GMT -5
Greg is under my fridge tomorrow night because he's weird. Geez.
Okay.
______?! Is that ______?! How did _______ become ______?
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 6, 2011 21:44:12 GMT -5
Really?! Is that how you treat a turquoise flamingo?! How did you become so very fat?
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______ eating a carrot. And then he's all _________.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 6, 2011 21:59:32 GMT -5
Its a porcupine eating a carrot. And then he's all nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
lol
______ butter ________. Peanut ____________. ______________ jelly ____________. _________________ time.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 21:22:17 GMT -5
Don't butter my fingers. Peanut fairies assaulted the White House. They used two-hundred jelly donuts. It's hammer time.
lol
How do you even know _______ was _________ _________? _________ is more worried about ______ the _______ with bleach.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 21:24:34 GMT -5
How do you even know Obama wasn't smart? The United States of America is more worried about cats that eat the hamburgers with bleach.
lol
Bill ________ is very _______ after the _______ because the ________ so _________. Yeah.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 21:35:57 GMT -5
Bill Gates is very rich, and after the apocalypse, he will buy a new pair of high heels, because the clerks at the shoe store will be gone, so, uh. . . Yeah.
Apparently, tacos now ______ bikes, but turtles do not _______ tacos, unless _______ is ________ with _____.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 21:39:09 GMT -5
Apparently, tacos now own bikes, but turtles do not care about tacos, unless taco man is eating with Bob.
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_______? ________. __________! ___________BACON!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 21:53:05 GMT -5
Flirp? Golfnigrop. Glarg! Truffum wart BACON!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 21:55:26 GMT -5
Bill.
Topatoes? ___________.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 21:58:19 GMT -5
Topatoes? I love those.
I got mad _______ skillz, yo. Word to your _______.
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