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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 17, 2011 21:13:29 GMT -5
After the Apocalypse, we shall have a pineapple dance party.
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*starts dancing*
Why would you DO THAT?!??!?!
_______?
World peace.
. . . You've gotta be kidding me.
_________ penguins!
lol
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 17, 2011 22:36:43 GMT -5
What do you wanna be when you grow up Rajim?
World peace.
. . . You've gotta be kidding me.
Kill all penguins!
lol
Remember the good ol' ______ when we all had ______?
______.
What? _____________!
NO! ________!!!!!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 9:40:25 GMT -5
Remember the good ol' Dark Ages when we all had the plague?
Good times.
What? Dare you disrespect my doughnut holes!
NO! MY NINJA-DUCKS WILL DESTROY YOUR DOUGHNUT HOLES!!!!!
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I was just standing there _____ my own ______, when suddenly, the ________ just _______. I almost ______.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 15:22:41 GMT -5
I was just standing there with my own cat, when suddenly, the cat just exploded. I almost turned into a toaster.
lol what?
Happy __________! When would you like to open your __________? Because we have __________.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 16:00:01 GMT -5
Happy Birthday David Hasslehoff! When would you like to open your coconut? Because we have a lovely bunch thereof, and there they are, all standing in a row.
lol
And ________ shrunk the _______ I had ______, so it no longer ______ the ____. But this works too.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 16:02:32 GMT -5
And my nose shrunk the birds and I had been arrested, so it no longer works after the nose got me arrested. But this works too.
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______!! Beneath ________! HURRY!!!! _____________!
__________?
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 16:21:16 GMT -5
Democrats!! Beneath the sofa! HURRY!!!! Run away before they catch you!
. . . You're serious?
lol. . . i think
______. Blergh. __________ _________ ____ _______ purple _______ and ______! But no. I don't ________.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 16:22:35 GMT -5
Dumpsters. Blergh. I really hate dumpster purple dogs and waffles! But no. I don't see them.
lol?
Turtles love________when they________after the_________. Turtles______.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 16:30:28 GMT -5
Turtles love to combust when they flap their wings, after they finish people-hunting. Turtles die.
I just _____ in pretty much every _______. Lol.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 18, 2011 20:04:04 GMT -5
I just exploded in pretty much every manner. Lol.
lol
________? Really? How did you________? ______....
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 18, 2011 20:57:33 GMT -5
John Quincy Adams? Really? How did you get in here? You... crawled through my window....
lol
I've got a lovely ______ of ______. There they are, they're _______ in a _______. Bum, bum, bum. ______ ones, _______ ones, some as _____ as your _____. Give 'em a ________, a ______ of the _____, that's what the _______ said. Oi!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 19, 2011 17:48:46 GMT -5
I've got a lovely batch of bacteria. There they are, they're gonna kill you in a few seconds. Bum, bum, bum. Deadly ones, deadly ones, some as deadly as your looks. Give 'em a taste, a taste of the horror, that's what the doctor said. Oi!
lol?
Wonderful _________ we're __________. Isn't _________? Because of the __________, nobody has __________ anymore. _________...
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 19, 2011 18:24:52 GMT -5
Wonderful, Sam, we're sitting in mud. Isn't that a penguin? Because of the Renaissance, nobody has personal fez-dispensers anymore. Darn chihuahuas...
lol
Look! It's a porcupine _______ a ________! And he's all like _________.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 19, 2011 18:27:12 GMT -5
Look! It's a porcupine eating a carrot! And he's all like om nom nom nom nom nom nom.  Hey look! It's a ______ watching a _______ eat a ________! And he's all like ___________. |
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 19, 2011 19:00:44 GMT -5
Hey look! It's a ferret watching a French ambassador eat a Nun's Fart! And he's all like clrrrrp.
Incidentally, there is, in fact, a bakery in France that sells something called a "Nun's Fart." lol
I can't believe you _____ a whole glass of _____ in one ______ while ______________ Pinocchio.
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