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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:52:32 GMT -5
But, as never, Grandpa Lillith made the youngerly into pancakes and then ate the pacakes that Grandma Charles made for said youngerly. So Grandma Charles threw a cookie at his left ear.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:53:50 GMT -5
Afterwards, bunnies became irrational.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:59:38 GMT -5
And so scientists rationalized them, which turned all bunnies into evil mutants bent on taking over the Sears Tower. Nobody really knew what they wanted with it, but they stopped eating people as long as they had it, so the smart people just let them have it. But Occupy Bunnystreet protested, because nobody was being eaten by mutant bunnies, which meant that the bunnies MUST be starving.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 20:01:22 GMT -5
But just after, the government made this website: goo.gl/UBWPS |
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 20:08:45 GMT -5
And then the government took it down because that website is a stupid face.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 20:10:29 GMT -5
But then they put it back up because Chuck Norris has veto power.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 20:11:36 GMT -5
But then Chuck Norris died because his porridge was too cold.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 20:12:07 GMT -5
But then he didn't die because Chuck Norris has veto power.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 20:12:58 GMT -5
But then Chuck Norris lost his veto power and died because his porridge was too hot.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 20:13:26 GMT -5
But then he didn't lose his veto power and die because Chuck Norris has veto power.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 25, 2011 8:51:50 GMT -5
But then he accidentally vetoed his own veto power. And played the xylophone.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 25, 2011 16:13:30 GMT -5
But the xylophone exploded because Chuck Norris has veto power.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 26, 2011 12:27:31 GMT -5
Then a potato with veto power turned Chuck Norris into a carrot, because Chuck Norris was never really all that great and the potato's veto power vetoed Chuck Norris' veto power. Later, a large Badger came and raided the many kitchen cabinets of the White House. And it was apparently capitalized...
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jan 2, 2012 16:10:28 GMT -5
because the Badger had veto power. Then, out of the orange, a large bush came and decided to be a blueberry bush. That's when...
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jan 11, 2012 21:26:22 GMT -5
...all of the fancily-dressed Little People of the Blueberry Bush emerged from their shadowy home and declared war against the orange from which the large bush had come. They fought valiantly, but...
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