The Story that Never Ends

[S.W.A.T.K.]

Unlike the Five Word Story, this is a story than you can write as much as you want about. The only condition I have is it can never end.

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Once upon a time, there were three dentists who talked to mice. Sometimes, they would frolic in the ice cream shop and scream loudly. They would then be escorted off the premises because ice cream vendors do not like goats that graze in their backyards. One day, the three dentists sat down on a bench in the park. They all got murdered by elephants.

[Griffin2448]

But suddenly, a giant potato fell from the sky and killed all the elephants. The earth was confused. It had never witnessed any of these sort of events happening before.

[S.W.A.T.K.]

So it put on its shoes and began to run a long race. As it was running, the sun tripped over the starting line because it was fat. Pluto was too small, so it got eaten by Jupiter, who was also fat. And hungry. Mars won because it was not fat and also not small enough to be eaten by Neptune, who wasn't fat but was still very hungry.

[Arcane]

Unfortunately, the Earth was blinded by Venus as it was really bright. Earth ran into Mercury and made it lose the race, letting Mars run past and win. Mercury got very angry and pushed Earth into Saturn. Finding a ring now around it, Earth assumed it was now married to Saturn. As a result, all of the people on Earth became married to someone.

[S.W.A.T.K.]

Specifically, the planet Saturn. The honeymoon sucked, because it was to Hawaii, and Saturn does not fit in Hawaiian vacation huts. So everyone on Earth and Saturn got a divorce, and everyone left Hawaii, which was now on the ocean floor because 7 billion people in one place are very heavy, especially those obese happy-meal-toy-eating Americans. Three days, later, there was a pie on the doorstep of Mr. Glorgen's house. Mr. Mister, who lived in another house, stole that pie.

[Arcane]

(Hey! I'm American... and I completely agree with you....)

He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum, but Mr. Mister isn't a very good boy. He's a really mean old goat - literally, a goat. His owner, Lucy, came in and took the pie from him and yelled at him for not asking, first. Instead, she put the pie back on Mr. Glorgen's doorstep and ran away to marry a French man.

[Griffin2448]

Soon after, a beetle decided to break into Mr. Glorgen's house. John Lennon got to his house and started playing very loud music on his stereo system. The guy with a bowl cut then noticed that the house he was in was burning down. So he quickly ran to his yellow submarine and drove away.

[Arcane]

The guy with a bowl cut almost hit a squirrel but the squirrel turned ninja and jumped over the submarine. Vowing vengeance, however, for nearly killing him, the squirrel, whose name was Harold, ran into the bushes never to be seen again, until he high-jacked the bowl cut guy's yellow submarine and drove it into a ditch, that is. Meanwhile, a woman was eating toast.

[S.W.A.T.K.]

Somewhere in this post, the toast saw a the most ghostly ghost coasting along the highway in a trolley, and decided to follow it. (At this same time, the burning house roasted it host most effectively.) And thus Madonna forgot her feet at the grocery store.

[Griffin2448]

After Madonna decided that she was the boogie man, and that she could no longer have her beard. That's when superman went and blew up a tomato at the super market.

[S.W.A.T.K.]

Shortly thereafter, Batman stole Superman and sold him to Apple, who then named him Steve Jobs. Then Superman, aka Steve Jobs, died, and an orphan threw confetti at a nun. The nun dropped her cabbage on the freshly polished dirt floor. That's why the leopard wears a leotard.

[Griffin2448]

Leo, the leotard wearing leopard, ate cake.

[S.W.A.T.K.]

The cake exploded and filled the leopard-wearing leotard with fairy-toast.

[Griffin2448]

Then a plane with snakes on it crashed into the leopard and became Super Giant Man of Eternity. This made Rob angry.

[S.W.A.T.K.]

So, Rob went to the White House and began spitting on Obama's llamas. Then, Rob bounced around in large clown shoes and left many pomegranates on all the down pillows, but not before eating the candles in the lobby. He then proceeded to sue the Republican chandelier growing out of the floor.