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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:25:10 GMT -5
Then the Democratic Cavilere made like a tree and turned into a frog.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:28:37 GMT -5
Then a bird ate that frog, but it was allergic to peanut butter, so the bunny asked a toad, "Are you absolutely sure you are not a potato?"
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:30:03 GMT -5
But the bunny was deaf so it soon fell off the side of a building and landed on a very large cloud. Then it started raining vertically. This made Obama raise taxes because he viewed rain as a role model.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:34:37 GMT -5
But rain was not a role model. It was actually a super model, and so it walked down the catwalk as lonely passersby hurled Twinkies at it. That's when Madonna crawled inside one of the pastries called Twinkies and built a small bungalow, where she housed little orphan dinosaurs.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:36:10 GMT -5
But then the Twinkie decided to grow moldy. The mold made the crazy prehistoric animal and the orphan dinosaurs move out of the Twinkie.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:38:22 GMT -5
But not Madonna. She stayed in the Twinkie and sneezed on various molecules and such. Meanwhile, the orphaned dinosaurs built a time machine and went Back to the Future to meet an elderly Kevin Bacon. Because his last name was Bacon, they thought he was Bacon, which he was, and so they tried to eat him.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:41:21 GMT -5
But then Kevin Bacon multiplied making about 60 Kevin Bacons. But then his beard grew to a dog's nose, and the dog ate it.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:46:27 GMT -5
And then Griffin made a typo. And then Gruffin met Griffin and Griffin introduced Gruffin to Griffin's bazooka of JOY. Which sounds a lot more fun that it really is. Gruffin was no more. And there was much rejoicing.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:46:59 GMT -5
Green ham became hammy.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:47:51 GMT -5
But green eggs also became hammy.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:48:25 GMT -5
Horses decided to go MOOF.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:48:53 GMT -5
And cows decided to go FOOM.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:49:40 GMT -5
Then the trees tree treed the tree treey tree tree tree. Tree.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Dec 24, 2011 19:50:29 GMT -5
Three times.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Dec 24, 2011 19:50:56 GMT -5
BUT THEN, Grandma Charles made pancakes for the youngerly.
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