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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 19, 2011 23:30:10 GMT -5
The bad news is: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
The good news is: You just bought some chocolate.
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kesen
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Post by kesen on Aug 20, 2011 12:36:33 GMT -5
The bad news is: Your chocolate melted
The good news is: You have a/c
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 20, 2011 17:39:31 GMT -5
The bad news is: You also have ADD.
The good news is: You've got mail!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 20, 2011 18:07:21 GMT -5
The bad news is: Its from B. Obama.
The good news is: We're almost at 2,000 posts!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 20, 2011 22:44:49 GMT -5
The bad news is: Over half of them belong to Griffin2448.
The good news is: Your friends are roasting marshmallows.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 21, 2011 14:37:06 GMT -5
The bad news is: They're using your TV to roast them.
The good news is: SWATK contributed many of those 2,000 posts also.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 22, 2011 17:33:55 GMT -5
The bad news is: He is still inexplicably approximately indubitably 30 posts behind again.
The good news is: Your carpet is purple!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 22, 2011 17:34:53 GMT -5
The bad news is: Your carpet is purple.
The good news is: You are now making $1 an hour at work!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 22, 2011 17:36:51 GMT -5
The bad news is: That's not enough to pay your taxes.
The good news is: You've got mail!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 22, 2011 17:37:58 GMT -5
The bad news is: Its making you do jury duty.
The good news is: Microsoft now shares 80% of their profits with you!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 22, 2011 17:41:06 GMT -5
The bad news is: Their profits are made of cabbage.
The good news is: The price is right.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 27, 2011 9:43:42 GMT -5
The bad news is: All you won was a plastic watch.
The good news is: I learned where the space bar was in Computer Applications!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 29, 2011 13:16:18 GMT -5
The bad news is: Space is the final frontier, so there's nothing left to learn.
lol
The good news is: chtspk s ez 2 lrn u jst hv 2 rmve evry smblnce uv nglish n mst vwls.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Sept 3, 2011 17:11:05 GMT -5
The bad news is: .......wha-.......what's the good news?
The good news is: Trees hate you.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Sept 3, 2011 19:03:28 GMT -5
The bad news is: They're in charge of the oxygen.
The good news is: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...
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