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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 5, 2011 15:01:12 GMT -5
The bad news is: Traffic cones have even less brainpower than Congress.
The good news is: You have picked a lovely flower.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 5, 2011 21:45:33 GMT -5
The bad news is: Its actually a pickle.
The good news is: Tacos can no longer be sold to people under 100 years old.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 21:18:09 GMT -5
lol
The bad news is: Burritos still can.
The good news is: It is raining pineapples.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 21:22:28 GMT -5
The bad news is: The news lady can't tell you its raining pineapples, because she's unconscious.
The good news is: Someone told you, "Hyreeeep!"
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 21:32:54 GMT -5
The bad new is: You understood it.
The good news is: I have some good news.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 21:35:00 GMT -5
The bad news is: And some bad news.
The good news is: Tacos now own bikes.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 21:48:52 GMT -5
The bad news is: Turtles don't care about bikes
The good news is: Metal is shiny.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 21:51:23 GMT -5
The bad news is: There never was any metal. NEVER!
The good news is: GREEN!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 11, 2011 22:00:04 GMT -5
The bad news is: PINK!
The good news is: Blue. The good news is always blue.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 11, 2011 23:14:56 GMT -5
The bad news is: Clouds.
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The good news is: Tornadoes have eaten your house.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 15, 2011 17:13:59 GMT -5
The bad news is: They then proceeded to regurgitate the remains thereof into your neighbor's back yard.
The good news is: You can fly.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 18, 2011 20:13:05 GMT -5
The bad news is: You live in a cave.
lol
The good news is: You own a house with a respectably sized tank in the garage.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 18, 2011 22:55:20 GMT -5
The bad news is: The tank is your neighbors'.
The good news is: Your neighbors just drove a tank through your garage.
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Post by Arcane on Aug 19, 2011 12:41:04 GMT -5
The bad news is: You can't keep it.
The good news is: You can buy one on e-bay!
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Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 19, 2011 18:31:46 GMT -5
The bad news is: They're illegal.
The good news is: I just ate a muffin.
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