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Chaos
Nov 4, 2011 22:45:44 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Nov 4, 2011 22:45:44 GMT -5
You literally turn into a tree.
Shed your leaves? Provide a home for hobo-squirrels? Frighten small children?
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Chaos
Nov 5, 2011 8:27:49 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Nov 5, 2011 8:27:49 GMT -5
Frighten the children of course!
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Chaos
Nov 5, 2011 10:38:15 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Nov 5, 2011 10:38:15 GMT -5
You try to hug a passing child, who screams and runs away. You try to laugh, but you can't, because you are a tree. Oh no! A cat is stuck in what was once your hair.
Become a human? Become a cat? Become a moose? Become a goose? Become a cucumber?
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Chaos
Jan 16, 2012 0:05:07 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Jan 16, 2012 0:05:07 GMT -5
Turn into a moose but keep the leaves as hair.
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Chaos
Jan 16, 2012 20:32:09 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jan 16, 2012 20:32:09 GMT -5
You are now a moose with a cat in your hair, which is leaves. In other words, you are a large bush with antlers.
Climb up the antlers? Cut them down? Turn them sideways?
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Chaos
Jul 19, 2012 21:43:53 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 19, 2012 21:43:53 GMT -5
Turn them sideways.
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Chaos
Aug 14, 2012 0:21:33 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Aug 14, 2012 0:21:33 GMT -5
You turn the antlers sideways and proceed to use them to joust with Sir Lancelot. Sir Lancelot is dead.
Continue with the joust? Revive him? Kill him again? Put a waterballoon in his trousers?
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Chaos
Aug 15, 2012 15:55:03 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Aug 15, 2012 15:55:03 GMT -5
Revive him and keep him as captive in a cage.
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Chaos
Jan 20, 2013 0:09:39 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jan 20, 2013 0:09:39 GMT -5
You miraculously bring Sir Lancelot back to life and keep him in a cage and make him repeat things that you say because you're convinced he's a parrot.
Feed him crackers? Ask if he wants a cracker first and then shove one in his mouth? Set him free over a cliff so he can fly away? Build your own wings out of empty toilet paper rolls and wax and attempt to fly to the sun?
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Chaos
Jan 22, 2013 0:55:09 GMT -5
Post by Arcane on Jan 22, 2013 0:55:09 GMT -5
Feed him crackers, without asking!
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Chaos
Jan 25, 2013 23:27:33 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jan 25, 2013 23:27:33 GMT -5
You feed Sir Lancelot crackers and begin referring to him as Polly. Polly Pocket. You put him in your pocket, which happens to be filled with bald people. You have a hair-growth formula.
Will you share it? Wear it? Dare it to prank the president of the United Plates? Shoot Randy Pachyderm? Toot angrily.
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Chaos
Feb 1, 2013 13:23:15 GMT -5
Post by Arcane on Feb 1, 2013 13:23:15 GMT -5
I'll wear the bottle. Not the formula - that I can just dump out - but I wanna wear the bottle.
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