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Oct 23, 2011 10:37:27 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 23, 2011 10:37:27 GMT -5
Throw it.
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Chaos
Oct 23, 2011 22:01:43 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 23, 2011 22:01:43 GMT -5
You throw the cantaloupe, and it falls to Earth, crashing onto the wizened head of the prime minister of Mars, who happened to be visiting for the month of January. It is October.
Greet him? Fly back to Earth and then greet him? Remove your other shoe? Any other ideas?
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kesen
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Chaos
Oct 28, 2011 16:34:27 GMT -5
Post by kesen on Oct 28, 2011 16:34:27 GMT -5
Remove other shoe.
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Oct 28, 2011 17:34:47 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 28, 2011 17:34:47 GMT -5
You remove your other shoe and discover an elf in your sock. It's nibbling on your toes.
Kick the elf with your cantaloupe-producing foot? Resume business with the Martian prime minister? Eat the elf? Other?
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Oct 28, 2011 18:27:19 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 28, 2011 18:27:19 GMT -5
Take elf and make him make you a jet pack. Then make him give it to you as a Christmas present.
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Chaos
Oct 28, 2011 21:37:47 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 28, 2011 21:37:47 GMT -5
The elf short circuits and explodes. And now your nose itches.
What now?
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kesen
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Oct 29, 2011 8:32:05 GMT -5
Post by kesen on Oct 29, 2011 8:32:05 GMT -5
I eat a cantaloupe then say mmmm, delicious and laugh at the exploded elf.
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Oct 29, 2011 11:25:31 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 29, 2011 11:25:31 GMT -5
You do this, and suddenly, you've lost your ability to fly.
Open parachute? Eat parachute? Poke the lady on the bicycle who keeps riding in circles?
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Oct 29, 2011 20:41:01 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 29, 2011 20:41:01 GMT -5
Turn into a pterodactyl and eat the lady.
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Oct 30, 2011 0:04:36 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 30, 2011 0:04:36 GMT -5
You flap your arms and squawk like pterodactyls probably do. You attempt to eat the lady, but she just beats you with her bicycle. Apparently, you are not really a pterodactyl. But if you were, she would give you indigestion anyway. Unfortunately, she is instead giving you a headache. But don't worry. You still can't fly, so it's bound to stop once you reach the ground. Which you have just reached. Turns out, the ground was made of water. Well, some of it is, specifically the part you're falling into. But the lady on the bicycle lands on much less liquidy ground and goes splat. But she is okay. Until a house falls on her.
Steal her shoes? Steal her socks and shoes?
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Oct 30, 2011 0:14:59 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 30, 2011 0:14:59 GMT -5
Smell shoes.
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Oct 30, 2011 13:25:27 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 30, 2011 13:25:27 GMT -5
You smell her shoes. And then you eat them because they smell delicious. There is a sale at JC Penny's.
Take the bus? Take the taxi? Take the lollipop stuck in that child's mouth, over there?
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kesen
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Oct 31, 2011 16:39:07 GMT -5
Post by kesen on Oct 31, 2011 16:39:07 GMT -5
Take the lollipop and the child because the lollipop is stuck in his mouth.
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Oct 31, 2011 18:49:34 GMT -5
Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 31, 2011 18:49:34 GMT -5
You take the child and quickly board a taxi. The taxi driver drives you to Taxiland, where you proceed to carry the child around by the lollipop.
Throw the child? Surgically remove the lollipop? Disappear into the abyss?
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Chaos
Nov 4, 2011 19:50:01 GMT -5
Post by Griffin2448 on Nov 4, 2011 19:50:01 GMT -5
Become one with nature.
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