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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 1, 2011 13:33:06 GMT -5
This is kind of a chat thread, only it's not. Honestly, I'm not sure what it is, but I do know this: My computer mutated, ate another computer, and somehow managed to type this message using its own keyboard: SWATK NEEDS TO MAKE A THREAD WHEREIN PARTICIPANTS MAY PRODUCE AND DISCUSS VARIOUS TOPICS USING FALSE SCIENTIFIC FACTS. FOR INSTANCE,  . BASICALLY, YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH REASONS WHY THINGS HAPPEN, BUT THOSE REASONS CANNOT BE FACTUAL. AWE;OINKLWJFA That is all that appeared on the monitor. You might not believe my story, but at least it's more likely than life being created by a random jolt of electricity in a random puddle of chemicals. GO CRAZY! (Aaagh! It did it again!) |
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jun 1, 2011 13:37:26 GMT -5
Hurricanes happen when 30,000 people flush their toilet at once. . . . The plumbing can't handle it so it shoots it into the sky.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 1, 2011 13:41:36 GMT -5
And hurricanes can be stopped only by having everyone plunge their toilets at once. This sucks the hurricane back into the water and reduces it to a harmless spray of water that shoots from your toilet. So, be careful not to be caught "on the throne" when a hurricane stops! WARNING: Plunge your toilet. Do not plunge into your toilet! Yes, discussion is allowed. 
Did you know the sun is 25% helium? That's because all the balloons from Earth float into it. |
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jun 1, 2011 13:43:36 GMT -5
That's also why the sun stays in the air like that.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 1, 2011 13:45:03 GMT -5
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jun 1, 2011 13:46:14 GMT -5
Photosynthesis super charges the plant, and the sun throws the plant back. Thats how trees are born.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 1, 2011 15:46:32 GMT -5
Now, the sun has to throw the plants back because the branches and leaves tend to pop the balloons. If we were to throw a cactus up there, for example, the sun would begin to fall out of the sky. That's why there are no cactus-trees. In fact, it is speculated that the sun is, perhaps, one giant, flaming balloon.  |
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jun 1, 2011 15:48:27 GMT -5
Or you could stick an ear cleaner as far as you can in your ear and it can absorb all the water.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 1, 2011 16:17:13 GMT -5
But Griffin, how do you combat the tiny ear-trolls? You know, the ones that are constantly burning candles to create all that wax? They have a temper, so I doubt a Q-tip could stand a chance against them.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jun 1, 2011 16:22:47 GMT -5
That's what the ear drops are for. They drown the trolls, thus making it easier to hear.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jun 2, 2011 13:26:37 GMT -5
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jun 2, 2011 14:12:00 GMT -5
thats how roads get slippery sometimes!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 15, 2011 10:19:37 GMT -5
(This is more of a Think About It Game, so I've moved the thread.)  |
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Post by Griffin2448 on Jul 15, 2011 14:54:53 GMT -5
 lol |
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Jul 15, 2011 16:30:54 GMT -5
The same principle applies to electrical outlets. You can stick a metal fork in them as long as you use the other end. (You found the Fake Science blog! lol)  |
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