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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 22:42:27 GMT -5
When decrypting encryptions, you'll need to know three things. One, computers don't like soda. Two, taking a nine iron to the cranium rather hurts. And three, you really need a life.
He just keeps ______. No, I don't know why! Why don't you go up and ______? Maybe that will help things.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 22:44:01 GMT -5
He just keeps running. No, I don't know why! Why don't your go up and trip him? Maybe that will help things.
What's your favorite__________? __________burritos.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 22:51:09 GMT -5
What's your favorite sort of cannon fodder? Oh, yeah, I too like to use burritos.
Hey______, you should_______after the one time we_________kittens at the__________book fair.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 22:53:52 GMT -5
Hey John, you should hurdle after the one time we threw kittens at the grandma when she was at the book fair.
'Member the one time we________? I sure dont remember____________.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:03:18 GMT -5
'Member the one time we took over the world and made everyone wear silly hats? I sure don't remember it.
I was just standing there _____ my own ______, when suddenly, the ________ just _______. I almost ______.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:06:03 GMT -5
I was just standing there eating my own arm, when suddenly, the cat just exploded. I almost fell.
Pie? Did someone mention__________? I heard many___________.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:07:54 GMT -5
Pie? Did someone mention explosive pie? I hear many a wonderful tale of such pies, and I intend to eat one.
Woah. I swear, I just saw Spongebob ______ as he _________ through my room. . . He came from inside my _______.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:09:54 GMT -5
Woah. I swear, I just saw Spongebob Squarepants as he swung through my room. . .He came from inside my throat.
Hey,____________, I think I have a rash___________. Can you look?
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:12:21 GMT -5
Hey, Doctor, I think I have a rash on the bottom of your foot. Can you look?
Why, no, sir, I cannot look. You see, I have _____ my own _____, and besides, it's too ______ to attempt looking the bottoms of feet, especially when _______. _______.
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:15:10 GMT -5
Why, no, sir, I cannot look. You see, I have boxes on my own eyes, and besides, it's too risky to attempt looking the bottoms of feet, especially when there are boxes over my eyes. I can't see because I have boxes over my eyes and I can't see.
Dear_______,
You need to stop_________so I can_________. Okay? I really need you to__________.
Sincerely,
_________
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:17:25 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
You need to stop screeching in your sleep so I can actually get some. Okay? I really need you just put some chloroform on your pillow, or something.
Sincerely,
Canada.
Question: "What's your name, little boy?"
Answer: "_______."
Question: "Good Lord, that's disgusting."
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:20:31 GMT -5
Question: "What's your name, little boy?"
Answer: "Rajim."
Question: "Good Lord, that's disgusting."
Tomorrow_____________. I'm going to need_______,________,______,and________.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:24:14 GMT -5
Tomorrow, I'm gonna order here again for lunch. I'm going to need, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and a number four.
Question: "Where does your daddy work?"
Answer: "______."
Question: "I'm so sorry. Where does your mommy work?"
Answer: "_______."
Question: "You got to be kidding me, child. What is wrong with you?"
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Post by Griffin2448 on May 27, 2011 23:26:05 GMT -5
Question: "Where does your daddy work?"
Answer: "I'm naked don't come in."
Question: "I'm so sorry. Where does your mommy work?"
Answer: "I'M STILL NAKED."
Question: "You got to be kidding me, child. What is wrong with you?"
One dollar________! Come get it now while it's only__________!
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on May 27, 2011 23:30:41 GMT -5
One dollar footlong -- any, any, any! Come get it now while it's only a foot long!
Question: "What do you like about school, children? There are no wrong answers."
Answer: "______."
Question: "That is, by far, the stupidest answer I have ever heard in my--"
Answer 2: "______."
Question: "You stay outta this, _____!"
Answer: "_______!"
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