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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 24, 2011 22:05:31 GMT -5
When I'm disgustingly rich, I'm gonna buy plastic chair sculptures.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 24, 2011 22:07:39 GMT -5
Im gonna buy airplanes, that fly backwards. And then fly it to my local convenience store and say, "Yeah, that's a nice Toyota you got there. Oh what? Oh yeah, I drive a backwards Bowing."
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 24, 2011 22:22:28 GMT -5
I'm gonna buy a personal person named Sebastian, and she is going to make Dutch hot chocolate for me every morning, and she will fluff my pillows every afternoon after sending a letter to the President, telling him how amazing I am.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 24, 2011 22:24:21 GMT -5
I will buy the White House, and evict Obama. And then deport him.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 24, 2011 22:28:17 GMT -5
I will purchase a large cheese and I will name it Harold, and I will train Harold to be a ninja. A ninja who mugs other rich people and puts their credit cards in my wallet.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 24, 2011 22:29:54 GMT -5
I will buy all the money known to man.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 24, 2011 22:30:36 GMT -5
I will buy the English language and charge $3.00 per word.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 24, 2011 22:31:19 GMT -5
I'll buy the internet from Al Gore.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 24, 2011 22:32:09 GMT -5
I'll buy Al Gore. And he will be my footrest.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 24, 2011 22:32:59 GMT -5
I'll buy every footrest. Then make a statue of Al Gore with them, then dump it in the ocean.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 24, 2011 22:35:48 GMT -5
I shall buy LoRA, and then I can make Griffin make as many similarly-themed websites as I desire.  |
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Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 24, 2011 22:37:04 GMT -5
I shall buy all the wigs, and make a very, very tall furry hat with them.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 24, 2011 22:38:18 GMT -5
I will buy the world's largest collection of explosive babies, and I will throw them at all of my dinner guests.
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Post by Griffin2448 on Oct 24, 2011 22:39:15 GMT -5
I will buy every "Like" button on facebook. Then destroy them.
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Post by S.W.A.T.K. on Oct 25, 2011 12:22:49 GMT -5
I will hire a grape to take Obama's place, and the economy will improve.
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